needs more dinosaurs

[something] needs more dinosaurs

2011-11-08T20:19:00.001-08:00

courtesy of lazy moon, maker of dino-sized pizzas. i guess john the baptist needs more dinosaurs? is a dinosaur? needs to baptize with beer? i really don't know, but there is a dinosaur there, so, you know. i guess they needed one.

dungeons and dragons needs more dinosaurs

2011-11-02T18:52:00.000-07:00

this could be misunderstood because i am fairly confident there are dinosaurs in dungeons and dragons but what i am actually saying is that your local d&d home game should in fact have more dinosaurs included as players.

but also dungeons and dinosaurs does sounds totally sweet.

halloween needs more (sexy?) dinosaurs

2011-10-31T16:02:00.000-07:00

presented without photoshop. sexy dinosaur.

okay so it wouldn't be the same without some photoshop so happy halloween this dino is ready for some treats and tricks.

on a side note, apologies for denver the dinosaur week being cut short due to the nba lockout. the d-man is still ready and eager to show you a world you've never seen before... (of horror...?)

romantic comedies need more [denver the] dinosaurs

2011-10-26T15:51:00.001-07:00

"he's my friend mom! and a WHOLE LOT MORE."

i am a monster.

but seriously who the f wrote those lyrics??

action movies need more [denver the] dinosaurs

2011-10-25T17:38:00.000-07:00

in honor of a cartoon that realized before its time that saturday mornings needed more dinosaurs, all this week we will honor denver the dinosaur. a true pioneer in putting dinosaurs into ridiculous situations.

sad keanu reeves needs more dinosaurs

2011-10-22T10:22:00.000-07:00

any meme that's already been done to death can be improve by the addition of dinosaurs.

volcanoes don't hurt either.

project runway needs more dinosaurs

2011-10-19T15:04:00.000-07:00

this week's guest judge is known for her stylish tri-horn design, which has managed to stay in vogue for decades

billions of millions of decades.

kirk cameron's birthday party needs more dinosaurs

2011-10-17T14:57:00.000-07:00

apparently kirk cameron had a sad birthday. or something. it's okay, it happens! next year will be better. next year your family will book dinosaurs!

maybe if he's lucky they'll even shell out for a party sub next time, but let's not get crazy.

survivor needs more dinosaurs

2011-10-14T20:41:00.000-07:00

remember survivor? apparently it's still on tv. don't ask me why. they still haven't done a season with dinosaurs. a serious impediment to future success.

with dinosaurs? you can call it survivor. without dinosaurs? it might as well be called campers.

80s sitcoms need more dinosaurs

2011-10-12T18:10:00.000-07:00

maybe we'd be in season thirty-one of dougie howser md if they had added dinosaurs to the cast.

of course it'd never make it to thirty-one seasons. i'm sure dr dino & vinnie would have had its own spinoff around season 11.

imdbs worst movies need more dinosaurs

2011-10-10T18:13:00.000-07:00

from dinosaur to kelly.

my life would suck without dinosaurs.

customer service needs more dinosaurs

2011-10-07T14:40:00.000-07:00

people always complain about their calls being "redirected to india." so obviously something is broken. like most things, it can be fixed by adding more dinosaurs.

trust me. add dinosaurs to customer service, and no one will ever complain about talking to someone from india ever again. guaranteed.

clubs need more dinosaurs

2011-10-05T17:06:00.001-07:00

do you even know what the underground dinosaur club scene is like?

let me just say this: whole new definition for bringing the roof down.

courtrooms need more dinosaurs

2011-10-03T16:15:00.001-07:00

in bulgaria all courtrooms are run by judicial dinosaurs. cases rarely reach courtrooms.

when they do, they receive dinojustice. just watch this foreclosure case.

courtrooms need more dinosaurs

mariachi bands need more dinosaurs

2011-09-30T16:20:00.001-07:00

okay so i realize i may have terrified everyone's inner-child earlier this week. i get it. the spec script for my re-imagined denver the last dinosaur has been shelved. in its place i present esteban and the raptors, a mariachi band that has taken the mexican musical scene by storm, simply by realizing the obvious truth that what mariachi needs to survive is more dinosaurs.

speaking of which, the raptors are actually looking for a new lead singer. apparently there have been some creative differences between the group and esteban.

it is my understand that they felt that he was better for dinner than singing at dinners.

land before time needs more [real] dinosaurs

2011-09-28T15:48:00.000-07:00

look. all i'm saying is that maybe, with some more dinosaurs, this series doesn't have a bajillion sequels.

"wait a second!" you might be saying. "doesn't less movies mean less dinosaurs?" yeah, well, maybe. except let's not forget like ninety-six percent of the dinosaurs in those movies have been found to be imaginary. so there. bring on the raptors.

terra nova needs more dinosaurs (probably) (called it)

2011-09-26T21:00:00.001-07:00

okay so this show just premiered and honestly I haven't even watched it yet but I am calling this first. before anyone else does. you are going to hear this so much while this show is on the air and officially it was heard here first and everyone else just stole it.

terra nova needs more dinosaurs.

what? a show about dinosaurs needs more dinosaurs? trust me. you will be saying the exact thing.

okay so the pilot might be the exception but understand they spent like the fiscal budget of norway to make that, so let's just see how much money they have left over for dinos the rest of the season.

also speaking of blowing budgets, someone needs to refill their dino image supply after today's spectacle...

starbucks needs more dinosaurs

2011-09-23T23:37:00.001-07:00

that was a big thing when starbucks changed their logo. people are very attached to the symbols of their corporate overlords. so, spoiler alert? the starbucks marketing team has already decided their brand needs more dinosaurs. look for it on a cup coming soon to your local starbucks*.

very soon.

*starbucks did not pay for this advertisement, but for the record i am willing to put a lot more dinosaurs on their logo for the right price (the right price is dinosaurs).

tsa needs more dinosaurs

2011-09-21T15:43:00.000-07:00

naked scanners? super extensive pat-downs? mandatory cavity searches? no no and no. the security solution the tsa needs to be looking at is more dinosaurs.

my formal proposal to the secretary of homeland security is being processed through official channels as we speak.

my formal proposal is actually just 147 pages of dinosaurs in tsa uniforms.

washington needs more dinosaurs

2011-09-19T15:41:00.001-07:00

maybe what we need to fix all the problems in washington is more dinosaurs.

new justice league needs more dinosaurs

2011-09-18T01:37:00.001-07:00

maybe comic book nerds wouldn't be so upset about the massive dc reboot if it had more dinosaurs.

cricket needs more dinosaurs

2011-09-18T01:33:00.000-07:00

cricket might actually catch on in the usa if it had more dinosaurs.

iron man 2 needed more dinosaurs

2011-09-18T01:14:00.000-07:00

look iron man 2 had some problems it's true but it's noting so bad that couldn't be fixed by dinosaurs.

needs more dinosaurs

2011-09-18T01:10:00.000-07:00

it has been revealed to me via netflix that things clearly need more dinosaurs. this was proven when an image was forced upon my pysche that I was not prepared for. yes I knew of sherlock holmes. yes I knew of his many tales, of the many versions of his tales. what i did not know was that dinosaurs were his most perfect adversary. dinosaurs were the truest test of his wit. in this discovery, i realized that sherlock holmes was not alone.

there were a lot of things that needed more dinosaurs.